Wednesday, May 25

The Skys are clear!

Ash respite for UK air travellers

Ladies and Gentlemen I present South Africa 2011....

Drum roll please...

In count-off order we have:

#1 Lauren Overton
#2 Josh Moses
Lauren Overton!  Her super power is Super Speed and her kryptonite is snagging her fingernails on the car roof! Ouch...
 


Josh Moses!  His super power is Super Stretch and his kryptonite is having someone pop his joints! His joints only pop out of terror not joy.



#3 Josiah Barkley

#4 Whitney Leveridge
 Josiah Barkley! His super power is Super Speed and his kryptonite is falling down. Last step is a doozy!

 Whitney Leveridge! Her super power is Flight and her kryptonite is being motor-minced.  See that ceiling fan? Those blades of fresh air could at any moment change into blades of death!





#5 Elizabeth Lanoue
#6 Kate Bayliss
Elizabeth Lanoue! Her super power is Invisibility and her kryptonite is squirrels.  Don't be deceived by their beady little eyes


 Kate Bayliss! Her super power is Super Multi-Hands and her kryptonite is Ticks.  Dirty blood suckers...





#8 Grant Davis
#7 Lauren Glendening
 Lauren Glendening! Her super power is Flight and her Kryptonite is corn dogs. Don't count on her to take you to the County Fair.




Grant Davis! His super power is Mind Controlled Bowel Evacuation and his Kryptonite is Air Bags.  You just never know...then BOOM!





#10 Khalil Benalioulhaj
#9 Ethan Burton
Ethan Burton! His super power is Flight and his is krytonite is finger nail files.  Pedicures? Never gonna happen...


Khalil Benalioulhaj! His super power is Flight and his krytonite is shower-head spiders! Right after you get shampoo in your eyes and lean in to wash it out...




#11 Bree Gavlik

#12 Zac Miller
Bree Gavlik!  Her super power is Flight and her kryptonite is bicycles. And you thought you were safe on the sidewalk... 

Zac Miller! His super power is Super-Nipples and his kryptonite is chewed gum.  ABC does not mean free candy, no thank you.





and finally...


Jessica Cox! Her super power is Instant Energy and her kryptonite is chlorine sharks in the deep end! There is a reason the deep end gets so dark at night...
#13 Jessica Cox